Men Are Just Happier ..

Men are Just Happier... are they ?

I got this in my mail, enjoy it for the fun of it..

Nicknames :

* If Laura , Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura , Kate and Sarah .

* If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

Eating Out:

* When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in R20, even though it's only for R32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

*When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Bathrooms:

*A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel

*The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337 A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Arguments:

*A woman has the last word in any argument.

*Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Future:

*A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

*A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

success:

*A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

*A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage:

*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't

*A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does..

Dressing Up:

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

*A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Offspring:

*Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

*A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..

Thought for the Day:-

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!